The Life of Jonathan Ong

My roommate is a hobo and doesn’t understand the concept...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:10:59 -0800

My roommate is a hobo and doesn’t understand the concept of a trash can or bag.

Sometimes our greatest moments of creativity and wit occur on a...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:16:00 -0800

Sometimes our greatest moments of creativity and wit occur on a toilet seat.

(My) Life sucks… To those that don’t take advantage… Of others
Fuck you… Are a good looking man
Please die… Your hair!

My makeshift attempt to use my laptop while I take a bath.

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:10:58 -0800

My makeshift attempt to use my laptop while I take a bath.

How to not be annoying on tumblr

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:19:00 -0800

I dread catching up on tumblr. My friends tumblr posts mainly consist of the following: Re-blogs...

Noooooo! Now my fresh laundry is going to smell like dog. I...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 20:42:59 -0800

Noooooo! Now my fresh laundry is going to smell like dog. I should’ve hung my clothes ASAP instead of play MW2. And I should probably give Pilot a bath too…

My house is full of random stuff that are expensive and have...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:15:33 -0800

Some sort of water container...

DDR Machine. Anyone want to buy it?

Want water with any ph desired?

mmm... popcorn machine!

Statues that aren't even displayed!

My house is full of random stuff that are expensive and have very little use, if I even know what they’re used for. For example, that kangen water machine costs at least $2000, but I don’t see the point of having basic or acidic water. Imagine what I could do with all this money!

Laser Tag pro! I guess my skills with guns are not limited to...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:51:00 -0800

Laser Tag pro! I guess my skills with guns are not limited to CoD on PC. WHO DARES CHALLENGES ME!?!?

It’s a yellow freaking watermelon! I’ve never seen...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:54:11 -0800

It’s a yellow freaking watermelon! I’ve never seen one in my life and it tastes the same! Trippy…

Yeah, let’s not go to LA tonight. The traffic isn’t...

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:02:54 -0800

Yeah, let’s not go to LA tonight. The traffic isn’t even red, it’s freaking BLACK! Let’s just stay home and watch Caprica [:

Sometimes I just really hate Facebook… stupid over-excited...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:15:00 -0800

Sometimes I just really hate Facebook… stupid over-excited Laker fans! :P

My iPhone’s battery life is beginning to… SERIOUSLY...

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:23:02 -0800

My iPhone’s battery life is beginning to… SERIOUSLY PISS ME OFF!!!!

Aw this flickr comment touched me. Convinced me to post more...

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:49:00 -0800

Aw this flickr comment touched me. Convinced me to post more pictures and videos of Pilot on the web!

:( poor Pilot

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:04:56 -0800

:( poor Pilot

My parents are awesome

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:31:00 -0800

Dad: Where are you? Me: I’m going to Vegas. Dad: When are you going home? Me: Tomorrow. Dad:...

King of the castle king of the castle

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:29:49 -0800

King of the castle king of the castle

Pilot be chilling on my tummay!!

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:59:37 -0800

Pilot be chilling on my tummay!!

Bathed Pilot with Dianus today but couldn’t find a comb,...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:00:43 -0800

Bathed Pilot with Dianus today but couldn’t find a comb, so now his hair is all fluffy and he looks fat. Hehe

I must say, the terrorists are doing a very good job. Though undermanned and underfunded,...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:05:00 -0800

I must say, the terrorists are doing a very good job. Though undermanned and underfunded,...

My litto brown firefox hehe

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:59:14 -0800

My litto brown firefox hehe

What do the Ongs eat for Christmas dinner? Why a humongous piece...

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:22:21 -0800

What do the Ongs eat for Christmas dinner? Why a humongous piece of poo of course! It’s nice and juicy too! YUM!!!! We Ongs call this dish the Poo Poo Tray!